twat fathom 

A unit of measurment to define the depth of womans genitalia.

'hello adam how you?'
'not bad Rob but i was with a girl last night and she must have been 20 twat fathoms deep, nearly lost my arm..'

twat fathom by sharpeandharp January 27, 2009

Twat Flash

A glimpse of the vagina. Younger women wearing short skirts, no underwear, heels they can't walk in (alcohol helps) are especially vulnerable to these.

Dave, did you get another twat flash from that barely legal barfly?

Twat Flash by Zoya Slapabitch July 31, 2011

Twat rock

Genre of rock and roll characterised by spandex wearing men and 'comedy' lyrics.

The Darkness - English 'Twat rock' band.

Twat rock by timothy barrett September 11, 2005

twat muscle

bitch, pussy, asshole,etc, anything you would call someone if you were mad, or frustrated with them

"Damn it Coolie you twat muscle, give me my shorts back!"

twat muscle by Casey Hurn May 24, 2006

twat puppet 

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.

My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.

twat puppet by BioBioPup February 28, 2008

twat-queer

Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.

Jill: I'm thinking about experimenting with women.
John: GOD, you're such a twat-queer!

twat-queer by anal sleds June 2, 2010

twat poof 

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

twat poof by feefee April 4, 2005