turkish butt

A butt that is so big, so good, so Turkish.

In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Turkish Delight

When you brush your teeth and you rip a fat, stinky, fart.

Did you hear that Amin gave himself a Turkish Delight? Homeboy was dying in that bathroom.

by hanayama! August 5, 2021

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

türkü

A turkish word meaning a “ballad”. It could also be used as a name. People with this name are cool human beings in touch with their emotions. Also enjoy music and are incredibly friendly.

Türkü was the cutest person I have met.

The last Türkü made me emotional.

Is that Türkü who is crossing the street?

by cherhorowitz November 20, 2021

Turkesa

She is light in darkness, and has a heart of gold. Sarcastic, yet still a muse! A lover and a fighter. Genuine and intelligent! A class act! One to remember! Keep in mind she’s a Gemini….

Turkesa is a rare breed, a gem that is sought by the most esteemed collector.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021