turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nate A. May 08, 2006
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Turkey Bomber

One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber

"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
by 503 dakota July 27, 2008
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turkey stomp

1.the act of drinking too much alcohol and running around and stomping your foot madly.

2.to get stomped like as if a turkey was tap dancing on your face.

1. "That guy must be drunk he is running around turkey stomping."

2."you want to get your ass turkey stomped?"
by Msshadrick February 18, 2009
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Turkey Dangler

Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
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turkey jerky

Like beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food.
Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips.
by R Sizzle April 25, 2003
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Turkey Pouch

Adam like to lick my turkey pouch
by Talen September 09, 2005
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Albuquerque Turkey

A variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. Often sold at restaurants in New Mexico, including local Subways.

The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.
Did you try that Albuquerque Turkey at Kelly's?

Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.

Gross!
by Obi-Zahn Kenobi January 11, 2011
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