through pass

Through pass is the act of letting a bro have a chic who you have a chance of having but you selflessly introduce them to each other.

I give him Linda as a through pass, it hurts me when he cheats on her.

by nyaxel January 9, 2017

Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006

model through

Similar to 'muddle through'. Used by Tyra Banks on America's next top model.

- ...and it is the worst pain in the world but I just have to model through it.
- Hell yeah, Tyra. Fucking model through it.

by keettee May 9, 2008

Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.

Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."

by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010

Times are tough

A quote from a mentally deranged man from 8 bit theater

Fighter: Good morning!
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: How are you?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Wanna swordfight?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Are you mentally deranged?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: ...

by Times are tough. July 17, 2004

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away

best goo goo dolls song ever.

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

by katie April 17, 2005