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Dad Trade

A calculated bet or series of bets with price determination and risk/reward fully contingent upon Event X occurring. It successfully occurs, but all positions remain in the red.

It is commonly witnessed when listening to a friend's dad talking about his investment rationale for making certain risky trades. His reasoning is always foolproof but the results are inevitably unfavorable.
A preventable Dad Trade in the making

Industry professional: Mr. Chen, I strongly urge you to hedge against your positions in Brazilian ethanol companies with some short currency futures and some put options on the underlying stock.

Mr. Chen: Don't presume to teach me about equities sonny; I have more years of investment experience than you have in years lived. If Obama gets elected, he will subsidize corn, and ethanol production profitability will skyrocket.
by pitbear August 13, 2010
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Emo traceur

When a traceur or traceuse looks like they cut there wrists from doing so much wall climb ups.
-Damn man, my wrists really got some punishment today.

-lol, you're an emo traceur.
by Tylers911 December 8, 2010
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duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.
I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.
by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012
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screw tape

Describes someone who does something morally wrong to you and then when you get angry and confront them about it, They blame you for being angry. This can snowball many times over resulting in a double screw tape and even a triple screw tape.
That bitch pulled a screw tape on me when she called me abusive just because I stuck up for myself and refused to put up with HER abuse.
by Trixy Tee July 29, 2018
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indian trade

When someone makes an unfair deal or trade.
Comes from the history of Europe becoming wealthy from colonies in the Americas while the natives didn't prosper the same through the trade.
"I'll give you three chocolate bars for five dollars."
"What kind of Indian trade are you running on me?"
by Howard P. Cheerio May 12, 2020
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flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020
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duct tape over her nipples

when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.
Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”
by sidneysidneysidney June 21, 2021
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