can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Don't Stop Brolieving

Indicates one's desire to preserve a bromance. Used in time's of great bromotional despair.

Brad: "You fucked my sister? What the hell ?"
Dave: "Don't stop brolieving..."
Brad: "What are you-"
Dave: "HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 24, 2016

Don't Fuck the Chinaman

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

by Badger384 May 21, 2018

why don't we

why don't we is a man band made on september 27, 2016. with the members of: jonah marais, corbyn besson, daniel seavey, jack avery and zach herron. they came out with 2 albums named 8 letters and the good times and the bad ones (you should probably stream them.. like now!) they recently came out with a song called love back (again stream it!!) on october 6, 2021.

have you listened to love back by why don't we?

by bl3ssedcurs3d October 30, 2021

Don't feel ways

To not care about something, it is a term most commonly used in the UK

What do you think about them breaking up?
- I don't feel ways about it

by OppWitSeriousMembers July 16, 2020

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009