hell kindling

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.

"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH

by PumaMania August 14, 2008

flamin hell

A saying used by some fella on the australian soap opera home and away. They use words such as "flippin" and "flamin" in place of swear words as the show is viewed at 19:30. The show sucks, but its worth it just to wait through one whole episode as he says it in each one.

"hey shirlena, is that your car getting towed away or mine?"

"well it isnt mine matey, i walked to work today."

"flamin hell!!"

by sambo as April 8, 2006

fat as hell

To be so fat that very little is bigger than you and there is little chance you will ever move from the spot you are at.

Rusty: You mean my mama is white?
Aunt Lil: And fat as Hell! ha ha ha!

by GimpBalls June 11, 2011

bloody hell

The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.

Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"

Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.

Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious

Mandy: Yeah....

(They embrace each other crying.)

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008

Techno Hell

When a person is entrapped in a seemingly inescapable evil vortex of technology problems. For example, a person is required to reset their password, but first they must provide their old password, which they cannot remember, and the password program doesn’t provide an option for “Forgot Password.” So the person finally finds a “Help” number to call, and after being automatically placed on hold while waiting for a representative, the call is disconnected.

Noun: After being trapped in techno hell all morning, she finally gave up trying to change her password.

Noun: Following a computer crash, she was in techno hell when she tried to set up her new computer and restore her files.

Adj. (acting as a compound modifier) She had a techno-hell morning at work.

by Texas Logophile January 8, 2020

Hell Hole

Like a glory hole but with a surprise.
When you fine a gooey hole with sharp edges don’t put your cock in it, you will most likely lose your cock.

“Dude, chad put his cock in the Hell Hole and she bit it off.”

by The Taint Sniffer November 22, 2018