by lmjb December 17, 2014
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "This is just one of seven food lines in greater Los Angeles, all of which are literally the only thing standing between the hunger of thousands of food insecure persons and the McDonalds that they were driving to."
On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
by Ratched, RN September 22, 2019
Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food
Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.
Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.
Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.
Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?
Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?
by Thebuck093 June 04, 2011
by The Irish Shrimp February 23, 2019
Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.
Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar
in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
by Bwaaahhhhh November 25, 2009
An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.
Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.
Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.
Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"
Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?
Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."
Adam: "You fucking food ponce."
Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?
Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."
Adam: "You fucking food ponce."
by Brundig December 05, 2013