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sock tits

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender
That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!
by J.Lowndes September 30, 2006
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tit torture

The same thing as titty torture. People who like various degrees of pain or something other than typical soft touches will do this for sexual gratification.

It involves breast bondage with ropes or tape, nipple clamps, hitting or whipping the breasts, temporary or play piercing, temperature play (hot wax, ice cubes or any frozen object, warm curling iron, etc), biting or hard pinching, suction with something other than a person's mouth (lotion or soap bottles without the cap, vacuum attachments), electricity with devices meant only for use on the human body, chemical play (Icy Hot, peppermint oil, chilling-effect lip products, menthol), and abrasion (sandpaper, brush bristles, rough fabric, beaded jewelry, or other textured items).
I got completely topless for tit torture last night, and rubbed my nipples first with an ice cube to get them stiff. I then clamped them tight with bobby pins so when they bulged out like pea-sized bubbles of gum, I could take pictures and make nice people cringe.

*3.5 hours of other moan-worthy tit torture activity*

To finish off, I twisted my nipples roughly and vigorously ran the bristles of my hairbrush over them. The sight of my reddened and throbbing peaks popping in and out from under the brush was enough to get me wet.

...
You get the idea.
by QueenOfTape September 7, 2009
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jungle tits

Brown, saggy, naked tits that you'd typically find in remote parts of the world.
"I wish the internet was around when I was young. Back then the only jack-off material I had were the photos of jungle tits in National Geographic!"
by big B the blumpkin man July 25, 2008
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milk tit

A word used to describe or verbally attack a person that is found daft by the surrounding populus. similar to the word 'boob'. see dumbass
john is such a milk tit

Oi! milk tit! bring me a couple beers!
by winpie January 26, 2008
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Tickle Tits

A person who falls into hysterical laughter and a mild amount of arousal when another grazes their tits with a quick vertical gesture from their hands. Not to be confused with tickle boobs.
Hermione Granger slapped Harry Potter's hand away after he accidentally brushed her boobs saying, "GOD DAMNIT YOU KNOW I HAVE TICKLE TITS THESE AREOLAS ARE RESERVED FOR RON"
by herrodearmerro October 7, 2011
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tit balm

Last night my girlfriend decided she wanted some tit balm, so I gave it to her.
by Shoenzie August 10, 2017
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Jiggle Tits

1) A pair of extremely large knockers that jiggle while walking, running, or other related activities
Mark "Dude, look at her jiggle tits."
Chris "Theyre so big and jiggly, makes you wanna go over and squeeze them."
Mark "Hell yeah!"
by tommy3tone March 27, 2010
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