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Teacher

Robotic lifeform created in huge government-run factories and occasionally allowed out to the shops or to have families created to maintain the malicious lie that they are in fact human.
We had a free lesson 'cause our teacher had to go in for it's yearly servicing
by The Insane One November 12, 2003
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devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
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Dream Theater

The songwriters of Dream Theater are up there with the lyrical talent of Bob Dylan, while their melodies remind you of the catchiness of The Beatles.
With a late-night vibe that is similar to that of Tom waits and "Kind of blue" era Miles Davis (but more "pure") they produce a type of "roots" music that is so authentic and honest that it would even turn "The Band" and Hank Williams into musical liars. Their guitar solos are raw and heartfelt and have a brilliant sing-along factor to them because of the "less is more" attitude of Petrucci's playing: they stick with you for the rest of your days: You won't get rid of his well chosen notes.
The average DT fan is a charismatic jazz-cat with a great love for for things that are "real" in life. Surrounded by "James Dean-cool" they hate sience fiction, mathematics and digital. They are extremely popular with the ladies because of their romantic urge and their ability to play "Dream Theater songs" on the piano for the girl by moonlight...
Taken from Jack Kerouac's "On the Road": "Rawlins and I decided to sharp up for the big night. "latch on to some of these towels and razors and we'll spruce up a bit. Let's dig some dream theater and check out some cute dolls..."

Bob Dylan on Dream Theater: The first time I heard Dream Theater on AM radio back in '56, I knew that I would never work for the man..."
by Hans Hitmachine September 18, 2005
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teacher ass

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....
look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..
by austin April 10, 2005
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hot for teacher

a person who has it going on sexually. a student's fantasy of a hot teacher.
The girl's blouse is hot for teacher.
by jahraja January 10, 2004
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Teacher

The wanker at school that makes you learn. Often out to get you.
That teacher is such a bitch
by SATAN HIMSELF May 22, 2006
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Thatcher

(n.) A wanna-be skateboarder, poser. Commonly seen riding a penny skateboard, or longboard. Shops at zumiez, and wears everything from there. Usually plays lacrosse, and uses words such as "yolo" and "swag" seriously.
Haha, look at that lax-bro who is mongo pushing a longboard while wearing clothes from diamond supply co, he's skating just to look cool. What a thatcher.
by Vert Dog February 25, 2014
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