organic weasel

A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair

Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel

by Doyourballsjingle April 30, 2021

Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.

That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.

by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018

Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Weasels

You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)

Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money

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Fatcock

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General Attractiveness

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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock

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Money

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GA

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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012

Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.

Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.

by OneStarGator July 27, 2017

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021