An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
by Soapy hands February 8, 2022
Get the Toilet Seatmug. When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.
Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.
Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.
Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.
by DrAccius January 2, 2022
Get the Is this seat taken?mug. When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
by frogggdogg November 10, 2021
Get the Diarrhea’d the seatmug. 
Booked seat 11a as Ryanair said it was a window seat, was instead staring at a blank wall for the entire 3 hour flight.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025
Get the seat 11amug. by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022
Get the Take A Seatmug. by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021
Get the toilet seat meatmug.