Under the Moose

The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.

In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"

Joe: So how has work been going, Bob?

Bob: I've been feeling a little Under the Moose lately.

by HexMaster February 4, 2009

Moose fever

Rare ailment caused by the practice of drinking raw moose blood.

Symptoms of Moose Fever include: lethargy, muscle aches, excessive yawning and impotence. In extreme cases if left untreated can lead to coma and death.

by The Incredible Dynamo December 6, 2007

Moose Knuckle

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

by Sfhhgdcvhj March 12, 2019

bull moose

1. A very strong moose.

2. A bull moose republican.

T. Roosevelt felt "as strong as a bull moose"

by Robert M. October 16, 2004

moose knuckle

the male version of a camel toe

When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.

by Mscameltoe February 8, 2010

moose fist

Synonomous with camel toe.
Beaver clevage.
Cooter clevage.
Flapper fold.

Large women tend have problems with the phenomenon known as moose fist.

by Dave Trask January 16, 2004

moose knuckles

The sight of a woman's sexual anatomy which you can clearly view through her clothes, like a wedgie in her crotch area. Also known to be called; "camel toe".

Mark and I saw this chick with nice moose knuckles while walking down the street.

by Fat Rooster A.K.A 8-inch July 29, 2003