instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

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Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

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ghost spliff

When you are so used to having a spliff in your hand that you feel like your holding one even when your not. Much like a ghost limb after an amputation.

Stoner 1"'ere do you want a hit on this spliff ting?"
Stoner 2"Mate, you've got ghost spliff again there's no spliff in your hand"
Stoner 1 "Ahhhh shit"

by Ghosty man May 9, 2016

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ghost sip

The action of lifting a cup of tea or coffee (cuppa) to your lips, having momentarily forgotten you had the last sip a few minutes ago. The action of a ghost sip is often followed by an expletive.

*lifts empty tea cup to mouth expectantly* "Whore's piss! Fucking ghost sipped!"

by money making game November 21, 2010

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pseudo ghosting

Longer than usual ceasing of contact, within dating, between texts, calls or dates. This may mean hours or days between contact where the individual decides to finally reach out. This leaves the recipient of such messages lingering and wondering where the relationship stands.

What's going on with that girl Jessica you were seeing?
Oh she's pseudo-ghosting. We're still talking but she's keeping me guessing.

Pseudo Ghosting: longer than usual contact between text, calls, or dates.

by Melach22 February 7, 2018

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