The coolest and smartest guy in the world. One would strive to be a Ron, but many will die trying to be like him. Also knows that it’s a proven fact that Crosby is better than Ovi.
by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022
Get the The Ron Tmug. Ron (noun): A person in a group chat who constantly engages in illogical arguments, takes jokes too seriously (or completely misses them), speaks in incoherent sentences, and generally contributes to the conversation in an irritating or nonsensical manner. Often leaves others questioning their own patience and the limits of human reasoning.
He is being a Ron
by Roy&Alain December 3, 2024
Get the Ronmug. A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. by mommyrors04 March 20, 2022
Get the ron weasleymug. Bernanke was in the middle of his testimony to the House of Representatives when he suddenly got ron paul'd
by LudwigVonMises May 12, 2020
Get the ron paul'dmug. n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.
by Jagu-warr October 19, 2015
Get the Little Ronmug. Ron has one of the biggest cocks in the world. If you ever come across Ron be ready to die as he swings his massive cocks on your face.
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by Ron Africa December 6, 2023
Get the Ronmug.