Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.

"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."

by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020

Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.

"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"

by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017

food granny

food granny

food granny

by Debskelly1985 July 19, 2023

Granny

Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.

My granny is so sweet

by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021

scranny granny

An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.

Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.

by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.

Working outside, I got a granny necklace.

by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024