by Crashy873 October 4, 2016
Get the breakfast fap-jackmug. Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016
Get the fap crap and napmug. A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.
There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
Get the Forfeit Fapping Februarymug. This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.
Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"
by Dash Random October 27, 2010
Get the Fap-a-saurus Rexmug. When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.
by Spinewhip October 29, 2009
Get the Wake n' Fapmug. by firewolf88 October 17, 2010
Get the after fap napmug. The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.
by Mike Simons July 12, 2011
Get the stop drop and fapmug.