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California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.
Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.
by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023
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California married

Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
Its okay I'm only California married , we can still have fun.
by Ladyvulpine February 19, 2022
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California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.
"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."
by momjeansdadknobs November 28, 2017
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California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.
by VeniVincere August 17, 2010
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california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time
by Texas Haz July 9, 2010
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california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.
Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.
by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021
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California Stop

Slowing down, but not fully stopping at a stop sign. (Also known as a “Hollywood Stop” in Northern California)
“I almost hit that car!”
“That’s what happens when you do a California Stop!”
by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ March 1, 2021
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