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Jamaican Thunder Anus

Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.
Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!
by slimmyfeet May 12, 2014
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herpe methhead anus

What is known as a herpe infested methhead. One who received herpes while being a methhead, sometimes on anus. Slang used by I.C.P. as in " for you herpe methhead anus "

This is an unwanted infection and considered a voodoo curse. "please stay away from the herpe methhead anus".
"You better straighten up. Look at that herpe methhead anus tramp stamp hoe you don't wanna be like that."
by crazy pays cash November 30, 2011
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Prepare ur anus

playing a game online"
Player A PREPARE UR ANUS FUCKER, then player A rage quit and leaves.
by u stupid racist cunts April 18, 2018
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Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010
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Dead Anus Hole

When a person agrees with someone else when they say "dead butt cheeks?"
Sally: Omg did you hear about what happened to Lucas? He sharded out glass!
Joey: Dead butt cheeks?
Sally: Dead anus hole.
by crunchy onions February 9, 2021
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Anus Curly-Wurly

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.
Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.
by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 21, 2023
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