textanoid

to be paranoid that people are going to read your text messages.

Girl: I had to delete all my texts!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because i was textanoid that my parents were going to read them.

Boy: Man, i'm so textanoid!
Guy: Why?
Boy: Because i think my girlfriend is gonna find my texts to Jenny.

by liana marie October 12, 2008

Wet Texter

A wet texter is someone who is being very kinky while texting.

Last night my boyfriend texted me “ I’d rather have you in my pants than in my head ” he was being a very wet texter

by Kinky Ass Mom January 1, 2021

backseat texter

someone who leans over your shoulder while texting

dammit Bryan quit being A backseat texter

by quickquack February 13, 2008

dry texter

a person who has feelings for you but feels that he'll become embarrassing if he opens up

he's a 10 but he's a dry texter

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Out Loud Texter

A person who recieves a text and then immediately says what the person said to them out loud and then proceeds to say out loud what they are going to say

Jeeze!!! Bob is such an out loud texter... we will be having a conversation then... OUT OF NOWHERE.... he will get a text message and say what that person said!!

by UliHimmel November 4, 2009

Eiffel Tower Texting

This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.

Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.

by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011

Dry texter

Toxic, and mean

“Don’t be a dry texter”
“Why?”
“Cuz it’s toxic 🙄🤚🏼“

by Hooni (ㆆᴗㆆ) December 27, 2020