Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

Cameron, Texas

A city in Central Texas known for their football team, especially kicking the ass out of Rockdale. Don’t catch yourself there late at night.

Cameron, Texas is home of the Fighting Yoemen.

by 4WayNoWay May 24, 2020

Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

snyder texas

A boring lifeless town full of racist negative people.

Why is Snyder Texas so god damm boring.

by Snyder High School sucks 123 October 5, 2022

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

Godley, Texas

A town full of douches that think only of them selves, and very very few nice people. They often chase kids out of their school because they are bullies and jerks:). The only people who are treated like actually human beings are the ones who sit with the “popular kids”.

“Godley, Texas is so terrible”

by Brobruhbye August 29, 2018

Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion

D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!

by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012