Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017

Texas Tower

To bust a nut on somebody from above (v); a nut delivered from above

The bitch at camp pissed me off so I climbed up in a tree and Texas Towered her

by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020

Cameron, Texas

A city in Central Texas known for their football team, especially kicking the ass out of Rockdale. Don’t catch yourself there late at night.

Cameron, Texas is home of the Fighting Yoemen.

by 4WayNoWay May 24, 2020

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020

Texas Lip

When you insert chewing tobacco into a girls pussy lip or vaginal cavity and eat her out. The sensation of vaginal stimulation and burning coupled with a nice nicotine buzz will provide the highest orgasm known to man kind.

Billy went to Cowtown Rodeo and used his good old Long-cut Grizzly Dark to give a girl the wildest Texas Lip of her life. She came eight times in the back of his Ford pickup.

by Dirty69 September 19, 2020

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion

D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!

by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012