Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.

I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.

by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019

techmeeter

1)Someone who has the ability to explain current technologies to common people in a language that they will understand, usually by using analogies to compare a core or common definition. Commonly used in business applications.

2)Enabling people to meet technology at a common level that they understand

Wow, that dude just explained how social media will help grow my business and now I totally get it, he's a real techmeeter.

by TechMeeter April 1, 2019

Techno

A genre, which consists of endless beats without any lyric. And somehow people enjoy it, and think it’s some deep ass shit. Anyone can make a small beat and add some “hands up” and boom a techno track that everyone will love.
Techno fans be like:
Believe in techno
In techno we trust
✝️echno
Less drama, more techno

*Techno*
I literally lost faith in humanity.

by Mxggot September 16, 2019

techiot

Someone who is just an idiot when it comes to technology

That guy is such a techiot he couldn't even write basic script

by techiot_1 October 1, 2019

TechnoBlade

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.

"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples

by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019

Techno Bekos

A rolled cannabis joint which usually comes before the Techno Tapas during techno events

J: Aye, let's go out for a techno bekos and get back when Beyer's out
S: Sorry bro I already am on the tapas

by Beekoos February 20, 2020

Technodemon

It is a person who’s really into techno music and rave culture, meaning a crackhead on speeds who listens to repetitive music in a dark room with smoke and disco lights. Technodemons are people who never miss a single party, getting drunk and high

Omg, you see his circles under the eyes and dilated pupils? That’s a technodemon for sure!

by NobloodInmyVodka May 10, 2020