tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.

To the taint mobile!

by Fiona1 February 3, 2012

Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff

Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.

by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011

taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear

My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear

by belial47 May 20, 2008

taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 8, 2008

taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.

That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.

by Jibber87 June 13, 2005

taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008