Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.

Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"

by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014

twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying

person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."

by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015

Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011

raunchy twat

A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.

Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"

Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."

Genna: "that's fucked up."

by thetryplethreat November 16, 2010

Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016