Turkish Quandale Dingle

Participant from the TikTok Rizz Party, most known for meatriding the blue tie kid, aka the Group Leader. Turkish Quandale Dingle is placed under the Group Leader in the TikTok Rizz Party group hierachy because of his vigorous aura. He is well known for his iconic bust down tongue twister Dreamybull dance.

Nigga one: Who is your favorite member from the TikTok rizz party?
Nigga two: Definitely Turkish Quandale Dingle. His aura is unmatched.

by TheEdgeAndGoonGrandmaster April 23, 2024

Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018

Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.

Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.

by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024

turkish cartwheel

A sexual act where the man and woman engaging in intercourse start doing cartwheels while the penis is inserted in the vagina

Last week when me and Emily turkish cartwheeled i nutted so much emily was drowning in cum

by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023

turkish swirl

A circle jerk while creating a whirlpool in a kiddie pool.

Those guys in the kiddie pool should totally start a turkish swirl.

by king rodney May 16, 2014

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."

Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."

by sparklingdark December 17, 2016