swamp donkey

1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it

2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person

3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!

I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.

I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
by My middle name is Karma June 21, 2011
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Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.
Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.
by DamnCorkins April 18, 2015
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Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.
Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.
by Reef.BlastBody July 13, 2017
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Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.
John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
by P-Phunk June 12, 2011
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SWAMP DONKY's

A old friends old lady, they used to be fun separate but together have both turned into..... Swamp Donky's

just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!
Oops I think he met the wrong girl at the wrong time!, Swamp Donky's, Swamp Donkies
by criznaig January 01, 2014
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Swamp sucker

A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.
"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."
by Itsmethesucker October 19, 2020
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swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.
Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.
by Nee bay February 24, 2019
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