Sonic Roller

A ugly game that need Plenty of improvement.

Made by MaxSonic

Ugh... Not another Sonic roller game.

by Blades March 11, 2004

sonic stalker

Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.

Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."

Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."

by ~*_will_sims_~* October 15, 2006

Sonic Forces

Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.

Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!

Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.

Normie: What.

Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.

Normie: Ok boomer.

Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!

Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.

Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!

Normie: Racist.

Me: "Racist" my ass!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

Go to Sonics

When someone wants to give you a handjob at a sonics drive thru.

Robert: Hey Erik wanna go to sonics?
Erik: No thanks I'm not gay.

by Papparion August 21, 2018

sonic

a gay blue hedgehog that was made by sega, that was thought to have a chance to be a deacent rival aginst super mario. lately sonic games have been continuosly been made so sonic has new powers and new friends because the idea of a blue hedgehog running around is old and boring.

Bob: Hey dude look at this new sonic game
Edd: if its sonic its gotta be really bad
Bob: And why so?
Edd: Sonic was a dumb sega idea that was made so sega had a chance agianst nintendo's Super Mario and all he can do is run fast and and do a spinning jump
Edd: Super Mario is way better
Bob: Your right, sonic is sooooo gay

by 2Ninja4U August 28, 2009

Super Sonic

To vaginal fuck moving your penis all the way in and all the way out as fast as you can

Guy 1:I super sonicced my gf last night
Guy 2:Good on ya mate

by YoutubeWest1132 July 24, 2010

Sonic

A franchise that went downhill since it first hit the market.

Sonic1 -> Sonic 3D -> Sonic 06

by SpartanBob July 4, 2009