swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.

Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.

by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015

draining the swamp

felching

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.

by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke

That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house

by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020

swamp hole

this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole

for fuck sake, I have major swamp hole right now.

by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019

Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.

John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"

by P-Phunk December 9, 2011

Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.

That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.

by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015