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swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.
"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."
by bernard l. November 13, 2007
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Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.
Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.
by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015
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draining the swamp

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.
by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018
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Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke
That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house
by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020
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swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010
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Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.
Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.
by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017
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swamp hole

this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole
for fuck sake, I have major swamp hole right now.
by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019
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