swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.

Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.

by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015

swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

swamp hole

this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole

for fuck sake, I have major swamp hole right now.

by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019

Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.

John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"

by P-Phunk December 9, 2011

Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.

That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.

by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015

swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016