Stride

The act of merry making with one or more humans of the homosexual male variety, ending with an act of fellatio.

I went out for a mates birthday back home and pulled a complete stride over this guy's face.

by ALK92 May 14, 2014

Air Strike

Another phrase used to inform the other person you are going to the toilet for a number 2.

Person 1: "You ready for this Jon?"
Jon: "Yeah, just gimme 5... I gotta go do an Air Strike"

by errington4000 September 14, 2009

joe stripe

the tan line that results from never taking off the memorial bracelet that commemorates the life and death of Joseph A Micelli Jr., the best person that ever lived

man i have such a wicked joe stripe this summer

by phranky b July 1, 2011

North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.

Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

by UberGeit3000 November 26, 2010

Pre-emptive Strike

political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.

Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!

by chris wango December 26, 2005

Striker

The Social Athlete who always manages to slot one away. He's always chasing girls on a night out.

"I've got no idea where Jim's gone. He's probably off being a striker again".

"Isn't it Davo's birthday today? When's he arriving?"...... "He got here ages ago, but he's chasing after a girl, being a striker".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

Badger Stripe

Ejaculaion up someones back resulting in a stripe just like a badger.

Paris Hilton has probably had lots of badger stripes.

by DrJogalog March 16, 2009