When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times
Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.
by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015
Get the texas steam trainmug. The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.
by shitstainboyinbootcamp June 29, 2011
Get the STEAM ENGINE EXPRESSmug. A sexual position which is commonly used by Ben from horticulture which involves a small penis being inserted into the anal cavity of a train which results in a quick " choo" noise which is released by the vehicle.
by lol123321` June 14, 2011
Get the Reverse steam trainmug. by AfroKenny January 14, 2008
Get the steaming orange juicemug. A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.
If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.
"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010
Get the California Steam Rollermug. Thailas dick
by Christiangvez December 12, 2013
Get the lousiana steam boatmug. This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.
by Waldo Poopy January 31, 2009
Get the Sacramento Steam Logmug.