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squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
I’m gonna go use the squat pot.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
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Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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Gabe- Pop a squat

It means to poop
by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021
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Squatted

The term used to describe when Games Workshop stops producing or ending support of a specific line or army. The term gets its name from the Squats, the first faction from Warhammer 40k to get squatted.
"Did you here? GW said the Nid's might be getting squatted."
"Oh shit, that sucks."
"Yeah, but at least we're getting five more Primaris Lieutenants."
by Beans4Every1 January 23, 2021
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Fudgsicle Squat

When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me?
Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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backwards jump-squat

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
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