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The Kvatum Squat

When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.
Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.
by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018
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Taco squat

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.
by Feldokkon January 9, 2019
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Squatting

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing
by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019
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Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'
by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018
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Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.
When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)
by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018
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cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'
by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018
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Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.
Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.
by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022
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