shuffle

A group of nerds. Like a murder of crows of a gaggle of geese.

There was a shuffle of nerds waiting for the computer store to open.

by Steven De Costa September 17, 2006

smufflepuff

a deformed penis

Mallory eats smufflepuffs for breakfast

by erica April 23, 2003

iPod Shuffle

Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.

Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"

by Pissed off December 28, 2005

Souffle

A term used in online multiplayer video games in which all members of the opposing team are dead at the same time waiting to respawn. Occurs most frequently in 3 on 3 (and occasionally 4 on 4) deathmatches using a rocket launcher or other high damage weapon. Can be done by more than one person on your team but when accomplished by a single person it is known as a 'natural' souffle.

I whipped up a souffle on the blue team after all 3 of those noobs ran right into an air fuel grenade.

by PowerPlayGoal July 2, 2008

Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.

Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.

by ATXPLX August 22, 2008

Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.

Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.

by Homer D Powe May 18, 2010

Defriend Shuffle

Requesting to become friends with a person on Facebook who has defriended you in the past in order to defriend them as soon as they accept your request.

I noticed Kimmy defriended me. So I waited a couple weeks, requested to be friends, and when she accepted I gave her the Defriend Shuffle.

by NickyPants February 27, 2011