Wombo Spider

A very rare, gigantic spider found in the regions of East India. They are a real delicacy in India.

Dude wandering around in the east of India: Wow! Look at that spider! It must be one of those tasty Wombo Spiders!

by Cirion August 29, 2010

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Gnarly Death Spider

A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.

a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.

by Hawkings September 8, 2009

The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

by ktmax June 21, 2012

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

Spider

Is the Keyboardist/Organ player for The Horrors.
Is known for his unusual bowl cut, but looks amazing on his chizeled face.

Wow your hair is so spider!

Wow look its spider!

by CharlieHorror April 16, 2008