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Fagetti spaghetti 

You heard it Mom gay and your dad lesbian and everything else, but you won’t even have an afterlife with this shit.
Becky: ur mom gay
Fernando: your dad lesbian
Becky: your granny tranny
Fernando: your pappy trappy
Becky: ur sister a mister
Fernando: your dick a toothpick
Becky: your a fagetti spaghetti
*fernado fall through reality while getting raped by a 18 naked cowboys*

Itchy Spaghetti 

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.
Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

Black Spaghetti Mop 

Black Spagghetti is when a black guy has an "upside down" Speghetti Bowl haircut.
Yo, I heard Bryce has a Black Spaghetti Mop.
Black Spaghetti Mop by Geygus Khan January 16, 2015

A spaghetti balloon 

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it
"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"
A spaghetti balloon by G. O April 21, 2016

loose spaghetti 

When you do it in the butt so much that your insides fall out and look like spaghetti
I saw my brother come home from work with loose spaghetti
loose spaghetti by Fartmaster1 January 16, 2017

Ryan spaghetti 

Ryan spaghetti is a special type of spaghetti that is served with sloppy seconds. If you're a male In Memphis, TN specifically at Middle College, you or a guy you know may have experienced Ryan's Spaghetti.
I went to the bathroom and a young lady asked if I wanted spaghetti. Ryan spaghetti
Ryan spaghetti by Eatthatkat May 15, 2017

Wild Spaghetti 

When someone is acting different "brand new" or just moving funny after they get something.
Lil Herb (G Herbo) been moving wild spaghetti ever since her got money