Spaghetti Ass

When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.

“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”

“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”

“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”

“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”

by Nuggievicious June 20, 2022

Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli

Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree

by Milk done July 11, 2025

Ravioli Spaghetti

The act of sticking your penis inside the foreskin of another party and pulling on it like a Chinese fingertrap. Whoever pulls out of this lock loses the game.

"You know in Baltimore the police love to play Ravioli Spaghetti with the homeless!"

by fuckmaster420 December 4, 2022

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spaghetti Knees

When your legs give out. Usually caused by an extremely attractive person passing by.

"Yo when she walked by it about gave me Spaghetti Knees."

by GorillaKnees October 8, 2021

Spaghetti High

When you are high off spaghetti, 7-10 plates

Person 1:"I haven't had any drugs, but I am high."
Person 2:"You are spaghetti high, you had 7 damn plates, man."

by XxDarkmoonBlazexX April 24, 2019