Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt May 10, 2012
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social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.
by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
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Social On The Veranda

A new, young upcoming Australian band that plays indie rock music who just released their debut EP 'Caught In The Chaos.'
Conor: Yo man, you coming to the gig this friday?
Jacob: who's playing bro?
Conor: Social On The Veranda brother they're pretty good
Jacob: nice one bruv i'll definitely get down to see them legends!
by j4c0b October 16, 2017
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social meeds

When people say social medias, but want to sound cool.
I haven't checked my social meeds for minutes! I'm dying!
by #hastagtomanyhashtags March 03, 2017
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social dandruff

When you're just really flaky.
Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.
by @starlord88 February 08, 2018
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Manti-social

The act of creating a fictional girlfriend due to lack of adequate social skills.
Bill: Hey, is Gerald coming with us this weekend.

Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.

Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.
by TheTeach February 20, 2013
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social barebacking

going out in public without wearing mask and gloves
I felt like everybody was looking at me at the grocery store as I social bareback without a mask and gloves....I guess I was social barebacking !
by ilm0501 April 09, 2020
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