Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.

The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.

by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021

Soggy Pussy

When a lady gets sexually aroused but nothing further happens. Female version of blue balls.

We were about to do it then I left, leaving her with a soggy pussy

by Buckingbronco May 12, 2024

Soggy Shoey

A competitive masturbation game in which multiple male participants race to ejaculate into a shoe. The final individual who fails to ejaculate must drink the ejaculatory contents of the shoe.

The name is a combination of the game 'Soggy Biscuit' - in which the participants ejaculate onto a digestive biscuit - and a 'Shoey' - where an individual drinks an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.

Andy: We're going to Zach's house this afternoon for some Soggy Shoey.

Steve: I've been practicing my premature ejaculation technique. I hope you're ready to eat my spunk from an ugg boot.

by Penguin Meat December 7, 2021

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it

miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time

by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024

soggy boxers

a blowjob given through the underwear.

Dude I totally got soggy boxers last night. It's not as good as a blowjob, but better than nothing.

by ahelpfulneighbor September 9, 2016

Soggy Nacho

when you have sex and just before cumming laying flat on your back so you cum all over yourself and someone eats after it starts to harden and crust up but not entirely crusty so still soggy.

last night katie gave me a soggy nacho after i came

by jeffffffffffffffff June 13, 2021