snipe

The act of waiting until your mate's put in all the ground work chatting up some kive, jumping in the second his back's turned, pulling her and then taking her home to show her your beefy treat.

If you dare snipe this kive I'm talking to I'll ram that bottle of blue muck so far up your arse you'll be shitting green for a month.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

shipanski

the act of flinging poo at the womans face while she gives a blowjob

last night roxy was giving me a shit blowjob so i gave her the shipanski

by jimmyjonjonkin February 2, 2009

wet sniper

After you dump your load in a rubber while boning a trick, you take it off and shoot her in the face with it.

Just when she thought it was safe to turn around, she got pegged between the eyes with a wet sniper.

by MeR-DeR November 10, 2008

Retarded Sniper

a sniper in call of duty 4, who uses any of these of the following perks: Iron lungs,juggernaut,overkill,martyrdom,uav jammer or extreme conditioning

wow look at that retarded sniper. He has uav jammer and extreme conditioning on his sniper. (i dont see snipers running for long distances do you??) what a dumbass

by m16 pro March 2, 2009

snipe

A prank usually pulled in the woods where a gullable person is told to stand in the middle of the woods at night holding a bag with bread. When the snipe comes into the bag u beat it with a stick.

Hey you want to go snipe hunting?
-What is that
Whoa your telling me you never went snipe hunting
-Nope
Well your in for a treat

by Zach8 March 22, 2007

friend sniper

n. a person on a social networking site who regularly steals their other friends' friends that they have never met in real life. In extreme cases of friend sniping, the sniper browses friends list and randomly selects snipe victims based on their profile picture.

v. (friend snipe, sniped, sniping) the act of stealing another friend's friends regularly

n. Kelly: "Hey, Katherine, I friend requested your friend Eric. Hope you don't think I'm a friend sniper!"

v. "Dude, how do you know Chris? Did you just friend snipe him?"

by havwingswillfly June 17, 2010

sniper

A person who prowls through a party searching for the most intoxicated person then proceeds to hook up with him/her because otherwise this person would have no other chance of getting ass.

LK in the house, sniper on the loose.

by yeah what okay June 22, 2008