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Kermit Sewer Slide 

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
Kermit Sewer Slide by Darkheath September 6, 2021
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slip-and-slide 

Basicaly a code word used around earjacking muthafucka's that refers to having intercourse.
1) While at work in his cube surrounded by earjacking co-workers Jamal was talking on the phone to Tanisha, the local hood rat/chickenheadabout their plans for the evening. Tanisha was telling him over the phone that she is feeling real hot and horny, alley cat throbbing and all. Jamal said biachI can't wait to get off work so we can do the slip-and-slide. Tanisha said niggaI can't wait to cum all over your magic stick.
slip-and-slide by tee-k May 26, 2006

spine slide 

When you snowboard up to a rail, but don't jump high enough to get on it, causing you to fall backwards and slide down the rail on your back.
"Dude, did you see that? I just grinded that rail on my back!"

"A spine slide?? That's more impressive than a real grind!"
spine slide by CCotua January 23, 2009

Phallic Slide 

Where you slide down a slide on to a man's penis (or dildo).
Gina went down a Phallic Slide and missed, she broke the dude's dick.
Phallic Slide by jakens88 October 6, 2010

duck slide 

The action you make when you want to avoid a conversation.k
She told me she had a baby, so I pulled a duck slide.
duck slide by Xeus September 18, 2013

Sternberg Slide 

When a girls V-neck is sliding over and showing her boob
Yo did you see Dallas' tits today her shirts doing the Sternberg slide again.
Sternberg Slide by Peter Carvice November 29, 2013

junior slide 

A junior in high school starts to realize that they only have 2 years left so they start to not care, eventually leads to senioritis in their senior year
I haven't done my homework in months, starting to hit that junior slide
junior slide by Summit Squad January 15, 2014