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When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.
I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him
skeetering by jageerox September 12, 2015
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any filthy, dingy, raunched-out female that is seasoned in the art of being a skank. free lance hoing on all fronts.
an art form if you must...
also used as a label or describing certain individuals who are against such skankful ways.
shes quite adept at being a skeezist.

one day, her actions will catch up to her for being a mighty skeezist around married men.
Shes fed up with her sister stealing all her boyfriends, its made her skeezist towards skeezers.
Filth. A dirty piece of shit. A person that has no self worth.
I was thinking of asking Katie out, but I heard she's been with every skeeza in this neighborhood.
Skeeza by Slaterthegreat June 30, 2016
Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.
Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ
Skeez by the bigger skeez June 2, 2016
Wrong' Jay-Z says "I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat" on Super Ugly 2002
"I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat"
skeeted by Streamline04 March 13, 2017
A guy who uses girls and wants to get in their pants. And just a disgusting human being.
That guy is a real skeege for doing that to you.
Skeege by Megbeth98 March 20, 2017
When you fry yourself in the sun Beyond a tan
Wow you really have done a sheezel to your self
sheezel by Pipe eye July 30, 2017