Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

skeet willy

when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.

I gave your mom a skeet willy in her ear and she needed a whole box of q-tips to clean it out.

by C Dubss September 8, 2006

beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017

skeet sesh

To skeet profusely in or on a woman, in a large group, most likely with the homies.

"Yo we had a mad skeet sesh on that ho last night."
-"Word"

by Scott Bod January 1, 2008

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Fuck! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

by Railsplitter December 24, 2008

Skeet Whore

A whore who you can skeet in, on, in the hair, or near.

Katie North is a Skeet whore.

by brian howkingskgly8893 March 7, 2009

Boom-Skeet

-To have a one pump sexual intercourse, but after that ppump, you ejaculate.
-To pump one time during sex to then be finished, done, or to have ejaculated.
-To not think a girl is good in bed, so you pump in once, then to just say you're done.
-To have sexual intercourse with a female that isn't good looking, so you stick it in, to quickly pull it out and say that you have ejaculated.

John: Harry didn't get any ass last night.

Richard: He got with this one girl, she wasn't very pretty so he just boom-skeeted.

by ZaneH October 12, 2005