Sister Wives

The worst show on television glorifying "crazy ass" ( technical term) Mormons in polygamist relationships. John Smith the creator of the Mormon religion was visited by an angel, "who revealed the location of a buried book of golden plates as well as other artifacts, including a breastplate and a set of silver spectacles with lenses composed of seer stones". The golden plates, artifacts, breastplate and silver spectacles (with seer stone lenses, of course!) vanished but now we have a new religion which allows members of the church to reproduce at high rates by marrying 4 or more women and having 1 to 6 children per wife. In short "sister wives" is defined as a show depicting the insanity of an occult.

If i was sister wives - ing it up id never have to cook, do laundry, or anything other than hook up with chicks on the daily

by captainplanet, your hero April 4, 2011

sister snatched

stealing things

i sister snatched that shirt

by mactonight? April 17, 2019

Retarded Sister

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

by Ext379 June 24, 2021

your ma's your sister

dismissive insult. implies incest in the person's family and links to travellers.

shut up! your ma's your sister!

by hepburn May 14, 2008

sister

There are two type of sisters, ones the good friend kind, she'll always seem to be there somehow when you need help and it just seems like a good friendship instead of having a sibling. You and your sister would often ask each other for favours and sometimes pull a couple pranks on each other and can keep a secret, it might seem strange sometimes but at the same time natural.

The other kind is the very annoying type, she is most likely very annoying and would really embarrass you in front of your friends, unintentionally, and intentionally. often quite arrogant and takes every advantage to crush your social life and confidence.

1. my friend carries his sister's stuff to school for her, in return he asks to borrow money from her whenever he has a sudden urge to raid a vending machine for candy.

2. my friend "Ok seriously, every time i come over to your house your sister is screaming, and now she's gonna come to your grad and probably scream because unlike you , she didn't get a date for the dance? That's rough."

Me "yea i know, she's gonna ruin it for me."

by sdjhfbskd June 30, 2008

sister

A smart, beautiful sibling who always has good advice for her brothers, who are always acting like buffoons.

Brother: Oh no! I have nothing good to wear on my date with the school slut!

Sister: I think you should dump her, you might get an STD. But if you insist on dating her, you should wear your black slacks and this white button up shirt.

Brother: Thanks Sis! You know what, you're right! I will dump her, and I'll ask the new girl out instead! Thanks a bunch!

Sister: You're welcome.

by Barb Ann October 28, 2006

Sister Syndrome

... is when a guy and a girl are very good friends, and extremely close, spending most of their time together. Eventually, the girl says "I think I love you", or in some way tries to make the relationship a physical one, and the guy simply doesn't feel about her that way, because he "Thinks of her as a sister."

Hence: The Sister Syndrome

Girl: Listen, Guy, I think I want to make our relationship between us a romantic one, I want to be more than just friends.

Guy: Ew! Sorry hun, I think we've got a case of Sister Syndrome!

by Russell Bishop May 24, 2007