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Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
by Suizzle April 10, 2020
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Simon

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed
God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon
by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017
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Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
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Simone

A person named Simone.
yep its Simone...@_s1mon3__ on insta
by helloidkwhattoputsohihereiam November 12, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
"damm that guy is so energetis, yet full of chaos."
" he reminds me of simon"
by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021
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simon fofa

the best human ever, also called just fofa or fofina
“OHH FOFINA 😭😭😭🫶🫶” simon fofa is the best <3333
by LIA >:) <3 April 26, 2022
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Miss de simone

She is currently working at Passmores

She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021
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