Shrek

Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.

Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!

by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022

Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing

Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*

by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020

Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 25, 2020

Shrek

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes

Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros

by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018