The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.
“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”
As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”
As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”
by Jroo5 October 17, 2024
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Origin:
Derived from Austrian dialect. Refers to the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein” — a mummified priest on display in Upper Austria. The term playfully evolved to describe the zombified state of being slow and mentally absent, minus any substances.
Origin:
Derived from Austrian dialect. Refers to the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein” — a mummified priest on display in Upper Austria. The term playfully evolved to describe the zombified state of being slow and mentally absent, minus any substances.
– “Oida, wie lang brauchst du zum Schuach binden – bist heut wieder komplett luftg’selcht oder was?”
– "Hawarra, des is a Radlweg und koa Parkplatz. Hoffentlich bist wenigstens angsoffn und ned anfoch luftg'selcht!"
– "Hawarra, des is a Radlweg und koa Parkplatz. Hoffentlich bist wenigstens angsoffn und ned anfoch luftg'selcht!"
by Frenkynator June 2, 2025
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A uniquely Austrian slang term used to describe someone who acts slow, confused, or spaced out — like they’re “smoked” but without actually smoking anything. It’s like their brain is “smoked by air” (Luft = air, g’selcht = smoked). Basically, you’re mentally foggy, distracted, or just plain slow — but sober.
Origin:
From the Austrian dialect g’selcht meaning “smoked” (like smoked meat). The term “luftg’selcht” jokingly refers to someone who behaves as if they were smoked (high or dazed), but only by air — no substances involved. Inspired by the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein,” a famous mummy in Upper Austria.
A uniquely Austrian slang term used to describe someone who acts slow, confused, or spaced out — like they’re “smoked” but without actually smoking anything. It’s like their brain is “smoked by air” (Luft = air, g’selcht = smoked). Basically, you’re mentally foggy, distracted, or just plain slow — but sober.
Origin:
From the Austrian dialect g’selcht meaning “smoked” (like smoked meat). The term “luftg’selcht” jokingly refers to someone who behaves as if they were smoked (high or dazed), but only by air — no substances involved. Inspired by the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein,” a famous mummy in Upper Austria.
“Am Montag bin ich voll luftg’selcht, brauch erstmal Kaffee.”
“Bist du heut wieder luftg’selcht oder was?”
“Der Hans ist komplett luftg’selcht, der schaut dauernd in die Luft.”
“Bist du heut wieder luftg’selcht oder was?”
“Der Hans ist komplett luftg’selcht, der schaut dauernd in die Luft.”
by Frenkynator June 2, 2025
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Get the Reward sesh mug.The act of defecating in a toilet with one or more persons. Usually, all people present huddle together to use the same toilet, but if there are multiple toilets facing each other it still counts.
“Hey man, me and Seymour just had an awesome shoon sesh in the bathroom. Our shit came out at the same time.”
by spoonsdub September 30, 2025
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Typically used in the closed community game on Roblox known as Seashell.
Typically used in the closed community game on Roblox known as Seashell.
by HACgrunt69 November 9, 2025
Get the Motion (Seashell) mug.when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009
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