by AsianWaffles September 19, 2016
Get the Albino Sandwichmug. The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"
Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"
Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"
Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"
Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"
Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"
Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
by Captain Spongetrousers August 15, 2011
Get the Princess Sandwichmug. Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.
Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.
Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.
Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.
by blaylock December 7, 2009
Get the sandwich slapmug. by Aunt Barb October 9, 2008
Get the beat sandwichmug. When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.
Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
by LooseGears May 23, 2013
Get the Sandwich Mikemug. While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.
While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!
by jupiter6921 August 14, 2010
Get the bus sandwichmug. A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.
we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.
by Nildro February 12, 2010
Get the Sandwich Partymug.