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Samuel Jay Marinos 

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose

Samuel Adidharma 

A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.
Samuel Adidharma by pseudonymmmmma September 3, 2023

Samuel Norton 

Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton

Samuel Cull 

a charming man with a respectably large chopper.
WOW! He reminds of a Samuel Cull
Samuel Cull by Mr Frank McPherson September 12, 2023

Samuel Richardson

One who knows all, sees all and is all
They have a perm and a weak mustache
"Samuel Richardson, yeah, he's got a perm"

samuel martinez 

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
samuel martinez by tsumikii June 20, 2024